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[-] lime@feddit.nu 131 points 2 weeks ago

i agree, the warmer matte white is a better fit for a room you actually want to live in. the glossy pure white makes it feel like a basement room.

[-] natecox@programming.dev 74 points 2 weeks ago

The wall is almost certainly already some variation of Swiss coffee, which is like a drop of black and two drops of umber per gallon… juuuuust enough to give it a little color.

When I used to help people pick colors the primary advice I gave them was that once it’s on the wall you will never see the difference between the four shades of [color] you’re looking at because at scale your brain blends it in with the lighting and ambient color of the rest of the room.

Sheen makes more of a difference, and the answer is always satin/eggshell for living spaces and gloss for kitchens and bathrooms (because it’s more moisture resistant and washable). Flat can go fuck itself, it only exists as a cheap option for track homes who don’t care about your paint looking good for more than six months.

Source: worked at a paint store for several years, did a loooot of color matching by eye.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

I had no idea the builder we had was going to use flat inside. I fucking hate it, the patches we've painted over with THE EXACT same paint never match because we are brushing it on and not spraying.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

They probably didn't even paint, just primed. Which a LOT of them do.

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[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We added onto our house and our contractor suggested flat and I vetoed it. Eggshell at minimum, please! I don’t do trendy. So happy to have insisted.

All of our trim is in Swiss Coffee though, lol. The funny thing is, I’d much rather have dark wood trim but that would cost a fortune. Maybe someday I’ll improve my DIY skills enough and do it myself.

[-] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

If you have kids or pets, or just have a tendency to be a clumsy person yourself, then glossy is much better from a practical standpoint. So much easier to clean with less risk of rubbing the paint off the wall. To be fair, I don't have much of an eye for style so it suits me just fine.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yep we love our big matte red wall but that bitch catches scuff marks like crazy.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 62 points 2 weeks ago
[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

Now let's see Paul Allen's wall.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Look at that subtle warm white colouring. The tasteful edge detailing. Oh my God, it even has aligned brush strokes!

[-] teft@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Most humans are trichromats which means they possess 3 independent channels for conveying color information, derived from the 3 different types of cone cells in the eye.

Tetrachromats have 4 independent channels for conveying color information, derived from 4 different types of cone cells in the eye. This lets them see a larger color space than trichromats.

Maybe your wife is a tetrachromat.

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Funnily enough there's actually sexual dimorphism in human vision. While studies about exactly how different the structure of the eye is and how it might differ from an assumed objective commonalities is still not conclusive it's thought Female phenotypic people supposedly do tend to have higher color differentiation on average and are better at recognition of static objects while Male phenotypic people have better night vision and ability to interpret objects in motion.

So a guy holding up two paint swatches they can't tell the difference in and being confused is basically a cross cultural phenomenon.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but printers are optimized for trichromats and these color swatches are printed, so they should look the same to a tetrachromat as everyone else.

Which gives makes me feel bad for them cause all printed media, and any TV, monitor, or phone display that can't do 1000+ nit HDR must look very dull and unrealistic to a tetrachromat. Hell, even HDR 400 (the minimum standard) in of itself is still a relatively niche feature, let alone HDR 1000+.

[-] EldritchFeminity 3 points 2 weeks ago

Women are more likely to have more rods and cones in their eyes and are therefore more likely to be able to identify the difference between very similar shades and hues as well.

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[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

They're clearly different, even under the bad lightning.

The wall is made using a very brightly white plaster.

On the other hand your sample is more muted drawing a bit toward some sort of warm brown.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wall has a cold, blue tone to me. Warmer cream tone is king.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think the blue tone is from a shitty LED bulb

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

....then it would cast on both the sample and the wall... so the sample is still a warmer color

[-] And009@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

You can see golden crust forming on the jpeg already. Don't look away or it'll get fry too deep

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Same. I've decided to do at least one mural in each room to live the place up more. I might paint my bedroom ceiling to look like space and stick some of those glow in the dark stars up there lol

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[-] TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

This is a level of petty that people with too much time, money, or lack of true purpose in life have motivation to pursue.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Got to warm the room up by a few shades!

Seriously I would just get a led bulb and change color in room that way. Of course there is no nautral light where I live so maybe that doesn't work everyone.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, how is there no natural light where you live?

You mean, like in your specific home?

[-] NOPper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

A pineapple under the sea?

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[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 30 points 2 weeks ago

I can't tell is it's the same color or not, but switching from a semi-gloss to a flat or eggshell will definitely make a difference.

[-] Smurfe@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

I work at a hardware store and I mix paint. I see shit like this every single day.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 25 points 2 weeks ago

Women see more colors than men.

The results of this study showed that overall, females gave more correct responses (P < 0.001) and also took less time (P < 0.01) than males. Color wise also, females gave more correct responses especially for red (P < .001) and green color (P < 0.01). The conclusion states that the females can see more shades of colors than males.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

So she can go get the paint.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Once over dust, twice over rust

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My friend who was in the navy said that was his and his crewmates slogan when cleaning the ship. They just paint it instead of clean

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

maybe shes got that extra cone so her color differentiation is greater

[-] nightsun@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure you use a good coat of primer so that the old color doesn’t show through. 😉

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It looks to me like the only difference is that the card is flatter than the wall

[-] yourgodlucifer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It looks like it might be slightly a slightly warmer tone to me

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely, it's clearly different, warmer white. Contrast will probably be bigger when painted.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nice, can do jack shit and tell her you made the change and you won't even be lying.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Judging from this picture, I'm assuming it's 99.9% milk.

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[-] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Really taking that angle? It must be exhausting being that easily put off.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like he's commenting that that is the gist of the original picture: "Look at my dumb wife who sent me to get the exact same color."

I think it's actually funny / great that everyone is ignoring the misogyny and taking the wife's side without comment, just assuming the guy is a little bit dim.

Which is great considering the original post was likely staged for misogynistic humor in the first place.

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think it's actually funny / great that everyone is ignoring the misogyny and taking the wife's side without comment, just assuming the guy is a little bit dim.

It definitely can be interpreted a number of ways- but it was funny regardless. It could easily be taken as "I'm painting over white with white..." and the wife was purely contextual for the story.

The discussions are just making it that much more amusing.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or just being that angry all the time, with the stereotypical "us VS them" gender war mentality.

I mean really, let's interview 10,000 men and women, and see how they describe colors...I have no doubt we'll see a clear divide. Nothing wrong with that, just a difference in how brains function.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
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