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[-] IntangibleSloth@lemm.ee 72 points 2 months ago

The movement lines implies they they rotated the strap through their ankle clockwise 🤔

[-] subignition@fedia.io 57 points 2 months ago

It's a little-known fact that guys can noclip when they're horny enough

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

There's a reason they're called a "crush"

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[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 months ago

Why is everyone wearing crocs all of a sudden?

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Mainly so I don't have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

Strap between toes is the worst feeling ever. No thanks.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago

Why do you care what people wear on their feet? lol

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Slides are literally Crocs, not even metaphorically.

Crocs also last significantly longer than any basic slides I've ever purchased. Including cheapo Amazon's, Walmarts, Adidas, and Nikes.

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[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well I already have the crocs, you see..

[-] Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] experbia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

the more I learn about the minutia of this movie, the more incredible it becomes. what geniuses lmao

[-] colderr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because they are very comfortable

[-] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This (from a convert)

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I don't know, but they are the ugliest shoes in existence.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago
[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Judge away. Five fingers are comfortable as shit.

~~Those look like women's ones on a man's foot though.~~

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I am so confused how you are able to tell the gender of the shoes and person from that photo because I can't see anything stereotypically associated with gebnder

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

The back right tile is obv closeted gay you can tell by the way it lays

[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Couldn't tell you. Just what it looks like to me.

I'll cross it out as a dumb assumption, though.

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

vibrams just need soft pink buttons on bottom for foot jobs

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

They aren't that ugly

But damn they're uncomfortable

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 months ago

They're actually great for wading at the beach.

Near where I live is a shallow (waist deep) bay with a rocky sandy bottom: barefoot not advised. There're great for walking out into the shallows and helping the kids in kayaks or whatever.

Or gardening.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Because comfy af

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in """sport mode""". In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can't keep up with my feet and risk tripping.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 months ago

It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

Dude, I know it sounds silly, but I swear I run faster with them on hard surfaces. They're really springy and thick socks keep them from sliding around on my feet so they're actually not as clumsy as you'd think (or at least they don't feel that way). I wouldn't intentionally go running in them because I bet regularly running in them destroys your joints or something.

Though now I'm tempted to do an experiment to see if they actually make me run faster or if it just feels that way.

Also, I promise I'm not a complete fashion disaster; I only wear socks with them if I already have socks on.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

the number of people openly admitting to wear Crocs in here is really concerning.

[-] colderr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Crocs are top-tier shoes to wear. You cannot change my mind.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

i don't think anything can. you're too far gone!

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought that for a long time. Then I finally gave in and got some. They're fantastic.

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

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[-] USNWoodwork@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Crocs are lowkey the number one shoes of athletes. The minute any kid finishes any game with cleats, they kick them off and roll with the crocs.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Crocs are obsolete

Slides won guys, not sure who still needs to hear this

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 27 points 2 months ago

Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Pshh Crocs has a net worth of 8 billion. Slides don’t even have a Lightning McQueen variant available.

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[-] colderr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Never even heard of slides.

Crocs ftw!

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Imagine something kinda like crocs without the toe, I guess

If you Google "slides" you'll see loads of examples

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I still don't understand what it is. A powerpoint presentation would help.

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Google results are tailored to the user. This is almost never good advice

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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Could a bear rock these crocs ?

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