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[-] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 48 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of this George Carlin bit:

Have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a MANIAC!

https://cal1.pi.ggtyler.dev/watch?v=XWPCE2tTLZQ

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I withhold my "MANIAC" comments for the people around here that weave in between lanes, no turn signal, tailgating, going 20 over

It honestly makes my blood boil with just how irresponsible people that drive like that are

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

I just watched a semi driver do literally all of those things.

Not even on the interstate, on local roads.

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I watch people do this all the time on local roads! It happens on interstates here as well!

Just yesterday I almost had someone pit maneuver themselves on the front of my work truck (that was towing a heavily loaded trailer!) I still don't know why they didn't just slow down and go behind me (or SPEED UP A LITTLE MORE) rather than almost cause a terrible accident, since they turned right 20 seconds later and had ample time to do so

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago

Same, but with the moving pathways at the airport

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Me in either case:

"Walk the left, stand on the right, dipshit"

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

so clearly you should just walk up to the last person on the escalator and stand next to them

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