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[-] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

I use Linux but can not stand Linux users on here. As soon as there is any conversation about windows there's a line of people "why aren't you using linux?!" As if it's the solution for everything. Linux users have become the vegans of the internet.

[-] theshatterstone54@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

Hey, another Linux user here. I like to push for using the best tool for the job, whatever that might be, and I think more people should.

I think a lot of Linux users need to understand their solution is often creates more problems than it solves, including for themselves. I've been guilty of this too, where if I see a distro solving my current problem with XYZ, I'd switch to it, only for the switch to cause many other problems in the process, so I'm worse off than I started.

[-] Crogdor@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

“Be careful what you choose. You may get it.” -Colin Powell

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Most people who know me think I'm a just swell normal guy with perhaps some offputting vibes. But I was raised under circumstances that would fuck up most people. Turning out well-adjusted, educated, and starting a stable family all basically started as a rebellious phase. I still am gutter trash deep down, but I've got a wife and a kid now who I somehow support on a single income working 100% from home. I've overcommitted to this bit and there's no going back. I have to "be a sane human" who doesn't "sleep in storage units" now. I've become a man who "updates underwriters" and doesn't "dress like a wizard, cast spells in public parks, and barf on the sidewalk". God help me.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

We're all faking it, at least a bit. The fact that you care enough about your family to keep your shit together proves that you're not trash inside.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Proof is perhaps too strong a word for it, but whatever spends is money, eh?

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You can dress like a wizard, just do it at sponsored events, or with your kids. Don't barf on the sidewalk, but the wizard stuff is fine, in moderation.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

That stuff is behind me, for now. The fact that I'm a bearded recluse in a tower who makes a living staring long and deep into a glowing piece of glass that is slowly driving me insane is pretty cool though

[-] Tricky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks for this different perspective. Makes the grind more tolerable

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dear diary, today my palantir put me in touch with a pretty chill wizard...

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 18 points 5 months ago

I yearn for human connection but i cant stand the thought of being known and understood

[-] BustlingChungus@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I understand that. I feel like I know you, you know?

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 5 months ago

eurgh, i know you're kidding around but damn if this comment hasn't given me anxiety all day long lol

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said "I love you" when I told her I wasn't going to survive the cancer.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I'm so sorry. 10/10 would date you cancer or not.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago

Everybody but me thinks I’m wonderful.

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

The iron in my blood.

[-] tiefling 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm a kinky burlesque performer with a forked tongue.

I'm also sex repulsed and ace.

[-] solitaire@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

lmao that's cool as hell

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Man, you remind me of a friend of mine.

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Short but people have said I look tall af from a distance

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

How the fuck did you get this!? My ex put you up to this?

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

I really was rocking the hipster aesthetic before it was cool. I lucked into cool; cool came to me, swept over and through me, and left me unchanged in its wake.

[-] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 7 points 5 months ago

I own ten thousand spoons but all I need is a knife.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did you meet the man of your dreams, and then meet his beautiful wife? little bitter giggle

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I bought a box of spoons at the Business Costco and now this is my whole life

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

all I need is a knife.

I don't get why people see eating with hands as barbaric. Been doing this since I was a kid

Everybody around me knows but I don't.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Aroace and genderqueer who lives in one of the most queerphobic countries in the world.

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When I get what I want, I never want it again.

[-] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Oh my god this is so me. I get obsessed with getting what I want, and then when I finally get it, I use it a couple times and then abandon it.

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago

I’m a type-A personality with ADHD.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Extrovert with social anxiety.

[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I was hired to ghostwrite Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” but then her accountant got strange with my change so I sent them a version where nothing was actually ironic. And then they actually liked it and released it. How the fuck is “rain on your wedding day” even supposed to be ironic? It was supposed to be a “fuck you” and they ran with it.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Seen worse, any workout routine?

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