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Last year I found a Y shaped turd
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Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.
The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.
I'm not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn't significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.
I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it's soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.
And that's as much turd analysis as I want to do today.
Take my upvote you filthy animal
The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.
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