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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

If this were a woman posting a dildo she’d get flamed. Use sex toys all you want, but don’t fuck soap, it’s ironically unsanitary

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I've covered that aspect already in other comment chains.

Also this picture is clearly a joke. You wouldn't be able to actually use that to masturbate as the hole would grow rapidly. You'd have to lather your hands first using either bar or liquid soap.

Yeah jamming your dick into a solid bar of soap is gonna cause a lot of issues. The one I'd imagine being the first to worry about is your dick getting bruised cause bar soap ain't exactly soft

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

What if you make the hole and then soapy fidget spinner?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago
[-] ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And that's how hula hoops are made!

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

You wouldn’t be able to actually use that to masturbate as the hole would grow rapidly

So, you're telling me the soap owner is a quickshot with a small dick

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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