I had a history teacher who claimed that French bakers at the time called the layers of dough that were left on the bottom of the ovens and had to be scraped off periodically “cake” and that is what Marie Antoinette was referring to when she said “let them eat cake.” So it was just as heartless, but maybe less comically out of touch.

And brioche is more like a rich egg bread than what I would recognize as cake.

Hack his electronics and make his tv/laptop/phone do a jumpscare while he's eating then he accidentally chokes to death. Total accident, nothing to see here.

Or you know, he got a nice tesla. It be a shame the steering malfunctioned by a weird "software glitch" and definitely not a hacker.

Somebody got shots at Donald Trump. Nobody is safe. If a trained shooter wants you and knows how their bullet is going to behave (wind, drop, etc) then you're already dead.