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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 131 points 2 months ago

It's completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

Worked for jesus.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago

Anon is the Messiah

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He gets us

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024

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