If only all billionaires would take care of themselves like this...

Sir please don't edge the dog.

KANG NO! DON'T PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Peewee was in an adult theatre, which is I suppose the right place for a stroke.

Eve: eats some apple God: That apple stealing whore!

If the last 5 years are any indication, they'll shelve it on their own within a month.

I like how it's colored as a dark ominous cloud of doom.

That's a rather harmful stereotype. Thats like Hollywood depiction of autism. Most folks with mental health issues are not secret genius held back by the "society that doesn't understand them".

When you like computer science but also hate trees.

OP didn't mention it, yet you felt the need to defend it.

I wouldn't dismiss it just yet. They have a pretty large userbase on Instagram, FB and WhatsApp. Once Thread is feature complete, they can start promoting it agressively and drive up engagement.

No mass market phone will come without selfie camera. And any special purpose phones will be too expensive. Maybe just buy one without notch and put a tape on it?