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Try to find an address in the wallet and mail it. Otherwise, hand it to the police.

I don't get why its bad to say that/why people would take it the wrong way?

are you ok?

Never being able to post anything because of one TINY detail that was metioned in rule 24 under the hidden subreddit rules in the corner.

Gotta recover that fiber.

Or "dude I've been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge"!

She wasn't trying to escape here though, right? I know that at one point she tried to grab a piece of his skull that was flying away.

It's probably hard to give up entirely on an app you've been working on for so long.

No kidding. She's perfectly symmetrical when she's not smiling. She just has a cute little crooked smile and everyone shouts "asymmetrical!!"

People have been freaking out about it since it was first introduced. Can't count how many times someone has told me to put down my diet soda because it causes cancer/diabetes.

Great. Taste of his own medicine.