Why would they write that? Even the intended way, what the hell?

I'll take your advice even further: I won't even try to look up what a "discord kitten" even is.

I didn't sit through any of those and I don't get the joke. Do I upvote anyway, trusting that it's funny? Or just based on the conversation below? Such a dilemma...

The selfie is honestly not creepy at all, it kinda works too well

Exactly. Literally every other part of law enforcement is vilified, including all precincts other than the 99, federal law enforcement (mail police(?)), lawyers (defence lawyers definitely, I don't remember if prosecutors were really present).

Honestly I don't know if the show had a pro-cop agenda. If it did, it failed to deliver it, but I don't think it even did. I think they just wanted to make a high-energy sitcom about cops, and they didn't want to make the main cast unlikable.

This sounds like it could be a fun experience for a day, weather permitting. More than that is insanity.

Kettle is much more convenient. Microwave is overkill, while a kettle is both a simpler machine and turns itself off when the water boils with no guesswork. It's ergonomically designed for pouring into a cup.

The speed argument is irrelevant, they're both quick enough.

I hereby believe you without fact-checking, and may or may not pass this knowledge forwards, also without fact-checking.

Off topic but I really enjoyed much of this show (Umbrella Academy), particularly I was so impressed with how the child actor actually pulled off carrying the entire show, he was not only the leading & most interesting character but also IMO had one of the best performances on it. Come to think of it, I should look into what else he's done.

Anyway, what episode is this from, do you know? (I know it's just a meme format now, worth a shot tho)

Excellent post btw, I gave all the upvote I could

The proposed time zone is to drift about 1 second every 50 years. I also suspect it wouldn't really be a time zone in the same sense as the time zones we know - it would just be a standardised calibration reference. Dates and times expressed in "moon time" would probably just be some leap second off of a known Earth time zone, and because it's mere seconds over centuries, I think the only use of this time zone is to calculate ultra-precise time diffs between two earth datetimes when the observer is on the moon. At least, that's how I interpret the articles I can find about it.

I'm not following this story..

a friend sent me MRI brain scan results and I put it through Claude

...

I annoyed the radiologists until they re-checked.

How was he in a position to annoy his friend's radiologists?

Reminds me of:

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