Anything by Mel Brooks

I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.

It had 100% to do with slavery. The south would not have been the cotton king with out them.

Whose spez?

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I'm a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn't work.

When the facts are everywhere, how can you say that.

I'm 45 taking my 73 year old aunt to see it.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

I put the bag by the front door. I tripped over it for weeks.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.

If I wasn't wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.