Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

Bayonets "modern technology".
Wears woven cloth and uses forged steel.

Hypocrite.

My dad, actually.

I'm afraid I can't help you, but thr reason the answer is wrong is because Pig isn't a job, it's a calling.

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Here's one for adults:

0.9• = 1

It was last Tuesday you sauceless heretic!

No gods or masters in the streets.
God yes, Master~ in the sheets.

No state but the Prostate!

I feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch.

Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE!

Nurgle: That's just how some people are, you'll learn to live with it. (Unstated, "Because I'll give you no choice.")

Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.

Hilbert's Grand Hotel can absolutely hold Sysiphus and his boulder, just move everyone two rooms up.

Theseus' ship is only paradoxical on the faulty premise that the ship existed in the first place.