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[-] dusky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So touching.. made me creed

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lol wtf this is so dumb. And funny.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago
[-] Seven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

A meth baby was born then dropped on its head. Later it grew to be a toddler that was dropped down a flight of stairs into a pool and lost oxygen to the brain for 12 minutes before being resuscitated.

That toddler then grew to be a teen who drank out of the wrong cup at a party and got GHB poisoning and their brain swelled causing damage while they were in a coma for 10 days.

That teen then woke up to smoke crack and wrote this garbage thinking that (in vein) that anybody would make sense of this let alone find it funny.

Damn bro who fuckin hurt you

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