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U got stabbed?
Yeah. Just a lil pokey poke with a knifey knife.
Here we go again with the human pincushion shtick...
(solid meme OP)
As per usual I cannot claim creating the meme, merely posting it. I have just managed to spend years hiding in the internet and saving everything I find funny or relatable.
My phone has a 64gb microSD card in it. That card is filled completely with images and short meme videos with the vast majority of space being taken up by images. I'm only aware of it because a few days ago my phone started to scream about how it couldn't save anything anymore.
I wish I had that kind of foresight to save things.
Oh it wasn't foresight. I have no idea why the hell I did it. It's not like I was sitting there and scrolling through stuff saved on my phone. I'd send some of them to friends but not nearly enough to justify what I did save. I'm just part fucking squirrel and memes are my acorns.
MemeSquirrel. I like it.
Maybe that should have been my username.
Holy wah. You're like my kid. Her phone is stuffed to the gills with thousands of em (maybe millions by now 🤔) She's only in HS. Help?
There is no help. There is only coping mechanisms. Invest in a lot of spare storage. All I can suggest.
Can you elaborate a little more lol?
I got pokey poked with a knifey knife in my fleshy flesh.
Was that in the jaily jail or bar-y bar fighty fight?
Neither-weither
please overshare
Someone didn't like me and tried to do something about that by putting something that wasn't my body into a part of my body that typically does not have an entrance nor exit. In doing so, I leaked a lot of hot red stuff and nearly ran out of what it is.
what a funny way to describe a horrible event. glad you‘re here with us now
I laugh the pain away because I'm tired of crying
Well, it all started with a game of dom-jot ...
Did you get stabbed because of your love for Star Trek?
He was on the front line of the Star Trek Wars
I wish. Was for decidedly less funny reasons
This happens to me too much
Don't make me pull out my "Rel memes" collection
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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