"After Breakfast" (1890) by Elin Danielson-Gambogi for the curious!

Had to look it up and was pleasantly surprised by the relatable "modern" vibe. Me too girl, me too.

This is obviously funny for the intended punchline but it's such a good satire of the most bullshit 'lifehacks', like, presumably the non-joke version would be something like allow yourself 30 minutes or 1 hour every morning and that's already laughable to begin with and amounts to "have more time" as the 'hack'. Gee thanks guys I'd never have thought of that.