“Be excellent to each other”

Jobs was such a piece of shit, anything positive he said I just can't digest it. Fuck that guy.

Better a pig than a fascist

Porco Rosso

“We are made of starstuff” – Carl Sagan

It's inspiration to me because it always reminds me of our insignificantly small and momentary place in this universe.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

-- Conan

"You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do."

David Foster Wallace (although he may have been quoting someone else)

"Be the change you want to see in the world.”

I live by the rule that I imagine everyone doing what I’m doing. If everyone doing it would make the world a worse place, then I don’t do it. Conversely, if it would make the world better, I go for it. This mindset makes even small charitable acts feel meaningful—because while my individual contribution may be minor, if everyone did that little thing too, we’d all be much better off.

Financial advice:

Mr. Simpson, your intelligence profile indicates that you're too... "stupid" to stick to a budget.

-Yes. Go on.

So, let me put this simply. You need more money.

-But how do I get it?

I'm a financial planner, not a financial consultant. Sorry.

This too shall pass

"If it is too hard to cope with failure, how can you ever be able to handle success?" -Unknown.

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always, always cheat."

I'm told this creed is an invention of a family member, but if I'm following the message it's almost certainly stolen from somewhere.

I'm also a big fan of "Anything worth doing is a worth doing half-assed"

Life sucks... And then you die.

“The best way to handle, to take care of the future, is to take care of the present moment.  What else can you do?”

— Thich Nhat Hanh,  The Art Of Mindful Living

"Life is far too serious for me to take it seriously."

He died from what he loved being...

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

Anais Nin

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

• Machiavelli

"We choose to go to the moon" was the first thing that popped into my mind.

And related to OPs quote. "If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life".

Only you can take a sad song and make it better.

In the end; the universe tends to unfold as it should.

Some things are in our control and others not.

Epictitus, The Enchiridion

"Though the grease burns out of the torch, the fire passes on, and no one knows where it ends." -Zhuangzi

"fuck it"

-self help Singh