264
submitted 1 year ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

Meta boss says ‘time to move on’ after Twitter owner fails to name date and says he needs surgery

all 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] MicroWave@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

“I offered a real date. Dana White (UFC boss) offered to make this a legit competition for charity.

“Elon won’t confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead.

“If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.”

[-] masterairmagic@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago

We're living in a bizarro world where Zuck is cool thanks to Elon.

[-] alex@jlai.lu 55 points 1 year ago

"cool"... let's not take it too far. let's keep it at "slightly less awful than musk"

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Greedy business robot vs Nazi attention whore.

[-] garlic@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago

Nothing about this makes Zuckerberg cool....

[-] Smoogy@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Please don’t romanticize unnecessary violence. And all just because two irrational idiots failed at communication with egos the size of the sun. This is how toxic masculinity is made.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

What makes you think Musk getting his ass kicked isn't necessary?

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You are the only one that thinks he’s cool.

[-] RomeCallen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

i dunno

maybe cools not the right word, but i dunno...

[-] LadyAutumn 1 points 1 year ago

I took it the opposite way, I feel like this shows that Zuckerberg is just as much of an idiot as Musk.

[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

While this is not news, I do have to say that this confirms my suspicions that Elon Musk is a bitch. Well, they are both bitches, but Musk is the biggest bitch.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago

This is not news.

[-] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

You accidentally posted this to c/news instead of c/wanks

Please stop. We do not care.

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

While I'm with you, the votes determine that, not our individual opinions.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I really wanted to see it.

Knew it wouldn't ever actually happen though...

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd buy pay-per-view and have a watch party if it was going to be a gun fight.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Two dickheads aren’t doing a thing. Can we stop posting about this non-story already? Who the fuck cares

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

This is the stupidest story in the world. Can we not upvote this shit?

[-] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I’d despise them both. But I’m willing to watch the Zuck rip off Elmo’s leg and beat him to death with it.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I would love to ignore an event where these two pasty idiots bitch slap each other stupid.

[-] pozbo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Musk will be ready in 2 years, give the poor old billionaire pussy a break.

This is so fucking stupid.

this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
264 points (100.0% liked)

News

22852 readers
3144 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS