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The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I'm in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: "Do not pursue Lu Bu".

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago

Mine is Hearthstone, so my life basically just becomes Yu-Gi-Oh? I have to wander around Azeroth getting challenged by weirdos to increasingly elaborate children's card game battles?

I typically make high legend on ladder though, so I guess I'm okay with this life.

[-] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Warframe. Seems like there's some stability in some of the planets' different cities. I'm not far into the game, so I'm not sure what might happen.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 months ago

Guild Wars 2. It's not so bad. Just hang out in one of the cities. Learn some magic.

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Pokémon Sun. Basically Hawaii with better healthcare. I'll probably survive.

I'll be homesick for the extreme four season climate I'm used to before too long, though. I just got back from a trip to Hawaii, and even just a week of it was bordering on too long.

At any rate, happy to answer this question today rather than two weeks earlier. I'd be better off in Alola than trying to survive alone shipwrecked on Nauvis.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

FFXIV. I'll probably go to one of the cities to work as farmer or something like that. Doesn't look like they have a need for programmer there.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Last game was Wordle..so.....

[-] AtomCreatorMusician@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

TOTK. If I was a random villager I'd probably be OK.

If I was Link I'd die to the first red Bokoblin I encountered.

If I was Ganondorf I'd be twiddling my thumbs waiting as Link got sidetracked by side questing and "hey I bet there's something cool at the top of this cliff".

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Cyberpunk. I'd be a corpslave... ain't no way I'd survive anything else.

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Earthbound

I better call my dad and eat this cookie while my friend gets his trout flavored yogurt ready

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Civ VI? I dunno... maybe this is it?

[-] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Strange Horticulture...I'm probably fine.

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[-] Toes@ani.social 3 points 2 months ago

Pokemon, not bad could be much worse I was playing rimworld before that.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Probably become a vegetable from the brain damage/concussions/broken spine. Rocket league.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 2 months ago

Rainworld. Yeah i'm screwed.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Lately, I have little time so the only thing I play is smash bros with my wife when she wants to. I would not fare well as "squishy desk worker man"

[-] Webster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Escape from Tarkov. Yeah, I'll be dead shortly.

[-] durfenstein@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well... I got my car, i got my workshop, lets explore that zone, I'll be fine!

[-] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Playing Eve Online as I post this.

If I'm a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I'm actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship "for real", but hey, at least I'm immortal.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I'm suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I'm in trouble.

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[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Black Mesa /// I’m F’d.

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Starfield… Meh not sure if anywhere would be good because I have to walk to everywhere (until recently) and pirates are bothering me randomly

[-] themadcodger@kbin.earth 2 points 2 months ago

Cthulhu: Death May Die. So I'll probably go insane while killing cultists and whatever unspeakable horror is waiting this time. Should be a good time.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Hearts of iron 4, yerrrrp it's over.

[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I was playing Rogue Trader so unless I get to take over one of the PCs I'm pretty screwed. The 40k universe is not a friendly place. Even if I take over one of the party characters I'd probably still end up dead in some awful way. My character was a psycher so that's never a good idea if you want to remain demon free.

[-] Swerker@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago

Farming simulator. So yea, pretty much the same as my daily life now

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Uh, technically the last game I played is this 2D puzzle: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/rect.html

So, with a bit of imagination:

I run for my life as walls and whole rooms shoot out of the ground in random locations.
But run where? There's a perimeter wall in all directions.
Eventually, I get trapped in a hallway. '5' it says on the floor. I can spot a '2' at the other end, before another wall slides up in front of it. The lights turn off.

A few more echos can be heard, before the lights flicker and a speaker drones "Completed!".

The lights turn back on, the walls and the '5' disappear.
A '3' reveals itself underneath my feet, and a '6’ right next to me. A wall shoots up between. What the hell do these numbers mean? And who operates this sick game?

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Timberborn. Humans died out and beavers are now the dominant species. So, I guess it could be worse..

[-] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Fallout 4 ... So pretty screwed

[-] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Minetest, backrooms test. I would not die, but being alone in the world, and walking monotoneous corridors would quickly destroy my sanity.

[-] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Shapez 2

It takes place in (outer) space so presumably I'd die pretty quickly.

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[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

ANIMAL CROSSING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Hearthstone. So... Fine? I guess? I'm in a StormWind tavern as a human, and if I die I can resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Seems fine to me.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Calisto protocol. Yeah I'm dead I'm a terrible way.

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