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Approximately 18 Months Later...
MORDOR BANKRUPT!
Sauron and Saruman indicted for mass accounting fraud. Auditor, ORC CPA, PLLC named as accomplice.
Lord Sauron is appealing "This shortsighted decision from a corrupt partisan commission" and announces a countersuit alleging theft and demanding return of certain items of his personal property that were taken from his office under the new business anti espionage laws.
These include apparently a shirt of mail and some unnamed pieces of jewelry.
Lord Sauron surely knows best what is good for us. People who criticise him have no idea of the burden it must be to take decisions in order to enslave everyone, make people despair, rape entire villages, etc. If you had to do it for only a day, you would probably feel like butter stretched on toast.
-- The mouth of Sauron
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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