keyboard defender : meow

[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 41 points 3 months ago

This wouldn’t stop my cat. It’d only slow her down.

[-] Rekorse@beehaw.org 14 points 3 months ago

Right! Mine would think it was a game to catch and eat my hands!

[-] Kvan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

This wouldn’t stop my cat. It wouldn’t even slow her down.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This wouldn't stop my imaginary cat. It would speed him up.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah that thing would be on the floor in no time.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago

Need a decoy keyboard on the top deck to make the cat think they're still getting in the way

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Now cats can't bother him while he looks at pictures of cats

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type

[+] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking "you trained her" to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.

[-] EherNicht@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

Wrong OS

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Right background

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I need one! I have 3 kittens, they invented new keyboard shortcuts no one ever thought could be possible.

Edit: I found it. With this exact same picture. Link

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

50 bucks for a bent piece of acrylic? Geez

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that's why I thought. Eeeeeeerm, never mind.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, the trick is to have a box lid or other cat trap next to the keyboard. It's easier to trick them to thinking they won a different game.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Make a bunch of these
Get the Flex Tape guy to advertise them on TV
Profit

Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I wanna know what he's photoshopping tho

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Seems to be pics of his kitties with people riding them.

[-] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

RIP that guys wrists.

Thats gotta be the thickest keyboard I've ever seen.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I have one of these. It's pretty awesome.

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