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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago

It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago

Best comment ever written in the history of the internet

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Source? Post the complete ranked list.

[-] xor@infosec.pub 35 points 4 months ago

probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...

[-] blubton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It was probably Hans Niemann then

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...

[-] xor@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

just get arrested a couple times...

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 16 points 4 months ago

Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"

[-] EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

"routine"

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 4 months ago

Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

Diamonds are stored in the balls!

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 4 months ago

Eh they're brown diamonds

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] stoi@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 4 months ago

why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.

this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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