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Rolling a 20 on the charisma check (lemmy.world)
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[-] mcteazy@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 months ago

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

And then everyone clapped.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I had sex once sooooooo

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of "the boat sinks, get over it."

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