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And when they perform raids, they should be required to shout "This is a F.A.C.T. jack"! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Idk if you can Google but you sure as fuck can't shut up

[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Lmao, thanks for contributing to the conversation. Also, how the fuck do you think you are in a position to tell me to?

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

This might be the dumbest retort I have seen in a while. Also, the way you turn someone off is by blocking them. Let me demonstrate for you.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

You must get a lot of flies in your mouth

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