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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

This would send me into a food coma.

Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down

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