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[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 days ago

Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 34 points 6 days ago

Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago

Add coffee for an even more enjoyable shit

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

Dang, I should try these things out.

(joking)

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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