You know that not having time doesn't mean there's no way to make time? It means there's other things you would prefer to spend that time on. You have a finite amount of time per day. If I spend more of it heating food, that's less time I can spend here, and I gain nothing in return, so why would I do it?
It has to be faster because you're so busy, but you have time to stand up for the honor of microwaves on Lemmy. Cool premise, but I'll pass.
You know that not having time doesn't mean there's no way to make time? It means there's other things you would prefer to spend that time on. You have a finite amount of time per day. If I spend more of it heating food, that's less time I can spend here, and I gain nothing in return, so why would I do it?