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Anon trying understanding women
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
H̴̠̜̅́ȕ̸̙͜h̸̦͋ ̷̭̺͌̃ț̷̼̇͠ḣ̴̗̚ḁ̸͓͠t̸̗͎̒͛ ̶͉͇̈́w̶̻̳̒̈a̷̞̐͠s̸̀͜ ̶͇̏͐ẁ̷͖͐ë̵̱́͆i̸̛̺̭͌r̸̫͆̆d̸̺̕
W̷̡̡̡̻̠̗̲͔̲̫̺͉̰̼̬̖̹͍̥̣͕͓̟̪̆̒̑̋̿͐͛͂̉̕͝ḫ̷̡̨̝̫͙͕͎̦̮̦̱͙̥̲͔̪̙̥̟̯͇̽̎̈̈͂̾̄͌̎͑̒͗̅a̷̧̨̛͈͙̤̳̣̺̰̩̞͎̙̞̫̹̙͇̓̈́̅̏̿̇̈́͛̌̎́̒͂̈́͆̓́̀̋͂̑̌̽̚̚͝ţ̷̟̤̺̯̞̺̺̪̮̠̱̠̠̗͔̣͎̲͇̙͖̘̭̜̳̀̔̄̾̎̿?̷̛̞̹̤͍͔̞͎̦̠̠͚̟̞͖͓̠̖̖̻̣͈͍̞̳̪͇̲̟̟̂͐̓͛̍̒̓͆̂̊̃̈́͊̇̋͛̃̕̚͠ͅ ̵͕͎̑̿͐̓͋̈̈́͌͒͗̍̒͂͊̈́͊́̓̒̅̔͋͑́̑̀́̚͠͝͝͠N̴̡̨̨̛͓̠̲̪̘͖̯̮̯̰͖̦̣͎͖̿̈́̀̍̃̌͜ơ̶̧̧̡̢̛̜̻͍̥̝̮͔͉̱̥̙̠̓͒̈́͛̎̍͂̉͗̔́͊̊͗͛̈̈̈́͘̕͘̚̕̕͝͝ͅ,̶̡̡̛̮̻͖̫̣̜͈͖̖̖͎͕͎̭̟̰̟̼̻͉̹̲͈̒͂͑̋̀̍̑̈́̀̒̆̇̈́̈́̊͋͂̔̍̿̐̾͘̚ͅ ̷̧̬̝̳̫̹̬͕̪̦͈̤̉͗͌̍̑͒͋̚̕͜I̶̧̡̘̮̹͔̙̭̯̪̺̥͓̩͖̦̰̺͕̗͎̖̮̙̭̒̂̈́̈̾͑̎̈́̊̀̉̾͛̐̋͛̑̇́̆̔̍̌̍̑͒̚͘͜͠͝ͅ'̷̨̢̨̥̬͙̤͉̤͇̣͎̙̯͎̘͉̻̻̟̲̳͈̯͍̘̎̃̄̇̓͂̐͌͘͜͝ͅͅm̶̨̧͚̯͔̤̝̮͌̊́̑͊̔̔̆͝ ̴̛̳͎̲͈͈̪̣̟̰͕̭̖̳͙̰̯̬̒́͂͌͆͜͜͝h̷̨̗̞͉̘̗̞̲̗̰͇̩̳̺͙̣̯̹̝͓͕̞͓̮̬͂̎̆̈͌̔̏̀͋͗̓͘̕͜ͅͅų̵̢̧̗̦͚̬̻͕̪͓̺̹̩̺͔̩̙̪̻͓̦̻̮̈̌̏̈́͐̃m̵̳̗̘̳̯͓͎͎̙͇̭̜̬͚̘̦̲͕̠̜̝̻̙̯̱̺̙̥̫͆̈́́͛͐̄͂̐̓̐͋̊̍̆̉̊͗̓̃̇͘͘̕̕͝͠͝ą̷̙̻̺̖͓̲̣̞̦͓̖̭̩̭̮̉͋͊̑̾̽̚͝n̷̦̐͛͗̔͛͛̀̊̊
Į̴̨̧̧̢̡̡̡̨̨̨̢̛̛̥̜̜̗̥̞̩̮̠̦̙̹̜̪̣͙̭͈̻͇̮̹̟̣̲̼͚̻̫̜̦͇̠̟̮̹̠̞͉͕͔̙̙͍̩̹͍̭̺͕̟̞̘̞̣͕͍͈̮̲̩̮͖͔͎͙̺̞͔͎̙͎̖̺͇̲̺̫̹͎͖̯̝̣͕̹̳̘͉̗̦̟͉̮͚͈͓̼̩̼̼͕̣̟̤̬̜̪͔̤͔͙̺͖̟̩͙̭̟̺͖̥̘̯̙̪̣̣̰̯̝̲̣̯̥̦͚͙̘̖͔͇͈̝̲͔̠̪̯̱͓̬͈̜̳͓͎̜̮̼̤̈̃̎͌̂̇̊͑̀͊͌̒̇͐͒̎̐̋̐̒͛́͐͋̓̽͛̂̃̊̃̌̅̒̀̑̑̈́̂̾̊̂̽̎̄̈́̽̒̊̌̍̌̑͂̎̌͋̔̃̈́̀̈́̃̄̿͋̃̐̀͗́̈́̔̏̂̅͆̄͆̽͆͛̊̈̆͛͋̽̑̐̅̎̽̾͋͐̅̇͌̅͊̽͛̈́̑͂̉̃̑̍͊̄̐͗̀̍͊̎͋́͋̏͌̎̊͗́͛̏͂̀́̍͆̊͒̀́̑͊̊͘̕͘̚̕̚̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ'̷̧̡̢̧̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̛͖̺̹͉̮͙̦͙̬͕͈̭͓̦̦̘̗̻̭͓̖̲͓̫͍̙̯͎͕̻̬̤̖̪̻̖̻̩̳͚͉̗̤͙̻̗͎̳̮͕͉̟̗̝͚̟͈̥͙͓̳͕̲̩̝̲͖̰͍̟̺͈̥͉͉̹̜̯͚̺̺̭̲̥̮̙̲͖͕̓̿̿́̉̃̋͗͂͊̑̑̑͋̓̈̈̈́̈́͑͑͂̆͒̏͒̈̐̔̇̈́̒͂̽͒̏̔̈̇̐͌̈́̑͆̊̆͆͋̉͒̈̿̎͊͑̍̾͛̓̊̀͑̓̇̐̽̅̈́͒̓̽͋̏̒̎͂̐̓̒͐̓͐̽̍̾͗̉̓͌̃̾̑̐̅͊͋̄̂͋̈́̽̅̅͛̽͗͊̋̽̈́͌̽͗̾͌̈́͋̈́̈́̈́̍̐̈̃͑̈͒͆̓̋͋͂̆̅̀̃̉͛̆̈́̊͋̋̓̿̐̌͆̾̂͌̍̐̋̓̅͑͂̓̂̑̐̃͋̿͋̽̓̽̾͌̓́̿͋͑̄͊̃͌̄́̅̕̕̕͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝M̶̧̡̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̡̧̡̧̡̛̛͎͈̠̭̥̩̝̮̫͈̭̤̤̫̜̱̩̼͕͚͉̘̱̹̞͓̣͕̣̰̼͇̫̬̲̰̹̗̗͇̦͓͔̝͓̻̫̪̦͓̼͓͚̣̤̞͈̳̼̭͇̠̜̦̝̮̖̱̬̭̹͉͍̺͈̹̤̹̗͉͖͚͙̰̬̣͚̭̙͕̬͍̝̻̣͎͉̖͈͓͉̜̣̹͉̹̳͇̮̜̪̳̦̠̰͎̩̮̻̰̮͓͈̱̟̮͉̪̟̪͉͈̪͎̩̀͊̓̾͆̈́̔̍͑̏̂͒͗͊̓͋̑̓̈̈́͂̿̈́̋̈́̈́̅͐͋́̉͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̢̢̧̨̡̡̻̯͓͖̺͉͍̬̼̟͉̥͇̥͖̫̬̗͕̖̘͓̟͇͈̠̩̱̫̘̜̖͈̩̠̟͖̮̠̫͇͔͚̘͔̙͙̞̪̮̗̲̭̼̞̼̻͚̼͙̦͈͎̖̙̯͔͎̠͉͈̤̠͈̝̜̗̥̯̪̥͛͊͂̿̏̑̉̆̈́̋͒̾̌̾̆́̌̏̋̾͐͗̓̒̈́͐̉̋̋̊̅̅͗͆̍̅̿͐́̎̍͂́̆̄̌̕̚͘̚̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅḨ̷̨̧̨̡̨̡̡̨̨̨̢̢̛̛͎̹̝̰̻̲͉̘̼̗͎̯͙̼̻̗̪͉͓̣̪̫̰̺̻͔͈͈͈̱͕͖̭̱̣̲̰̬͚͙̤̻̖̱̞̘̘̗̬͚̠̟̼̹̫͈̜͍̤̞̭̠̺̲̬̻̲͈̩̠̝̻̬͈̹̦̼̝̱̻̳͔͔̘̩̥̼͔͕͔̠͖̟̟̲̲̲͉̂͒͐̄̓̊̿͑̍͆́̇́̈̇͌̈́̈̊͂̅̄̋͗̂̏͗̋̃̐͂͂͂̈͊͌̾̃̔̆́̌̉̎̎̃̍̄͊͗̓̂̅̏̄̅͗͛̌̓̈́͂̃̎͒̃̋̽̊̔̽̑̊̓͋̿̓̂̿̌̆͂̓̃͘̚̕͘̚͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅŲ̶̢̡̧̢̧̢̢̡̨̧̧̨̛̛͎̭͙̼̙͉̜̘̫̺̺̻̲̬̝͍̜̱̹̦̥͕̼̤̖̱̤̼̻̣̱̼̮̯̗͙̱̰̠͍͙͎̩̤͉͓͇͖̣͔͓̟͎̥̪͈̼͎̫̤̠̺̘̱͍̼͕̰̠͎̝̥̟͕̯̫͚͕̠̣̭̲̼̪͍͎̻̩͖̺̠͖̣̲̭̜̠͇̠̱̺͈̼̥̞̲̭͈͕̤̙̦͔̫͓̺̳̲̯͙̗͖͇̟͇̞̺͙̪͖͚̗̣̖̃̀͗̇͛̊͗̾̎̎̓̋̃̋̊̈́͌̾̎̇̽͒̽̋̋̃̊̓̈́͆͋͒̉̔̌̿̀̌̂́͌̔̌͋̀̈́̾̽̈́̽͒̾̐̿̏̓̐͛̊̂̔̐̈̒̉̐͛́̈̀̑͐̎͆̈́̀̒̔̀̉̓̏͛͆͐̿̂̈̔̃͂̈́̊̍͑̀̈́̀̅̊̅͒͊̌̎̐͒̀̓̽̽͛̃͌̏̈̔̈́̆̍̀̃̈́̃̾͒̽̑̓͆̈́́̒̄̾̑͌̀̓̒̋̓̈́̐͂̋͗͋͒̊͒̍́̇͌̅̌͌̌̀̈́̑̓̊̔̂̎̅́̓̿́̅̌̾̉͗̏̈́̐̾̈́͌̍̈́̾͘̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅM̸̡̛̖̬̬̭̼̻͚̦̣̤͓̣͚͖͖̟̲̺̪̹̰͎̗̂̃͊̐̆̅́̅̓̾͋͐͋̄̍͛̆͒̈́̀̈͂͗͋̈́̓͊̈́̅͂̀͂͊̃̈̅̄̍̚͜͠͝͝Ą̴̢̨̡̢̢̧̢̡̧̨̢̡̢̡̡̨̛̛̛̛͉̟͓̤̩̲̼̘̹̩͉̺̟̜̹̭͕͓̥͓̦̪̥̤̥̬̻̩̖͍̰͓̝̖̱͖̤̠̼̱̺̜̭͔̻̪̻̪͕͇̩̹̹̤̹̮̤͕̙̦͔̺̘͇͙͖̬̣̹̱̞̪̮͙̪̗̩͇͖̬̰̝͎̘̺͈̪͈̦̠͓͖̞̳̯͚̲̤̟͖̗̜͍̭̠̦͉͔̝̱̪̹̫̭̘͒̃̌̽̊͐͗͋͗̇̂͗̿̀̓͌͗͗͒̌̏̅͗̀́͑͌̌͐̆̀̈́̾͊̊̎̂͆͗̄̋͗̅̿͐̈́́̃͂̈́̀͒̈̈́͋̐̀͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅŇ̷̛͕͎̳̬͎̗͉͙͇̰̦̠̫͉͚͓͕̰̭͚̙̖̫͍̭̮̮̤̼̘̻̯̤̇̔̅͛̓̆̀̆̊͊́͂͂̏̏̀̓͆́̊̎͗͗̇͑̐́̂̇̈̃̐͒̊̌̏̓̀́́͒͆͊̓̀̉̓̔͊̍̍̒̎̋͐̀͒̀͋̋̊̀̃̒͗́́̋́͗̓̽̈̇̉͛̈̽̌̋͊͌̃̑̌̃̀͊̀̔̎̅̄̀̈́͒̈̒̃́̇͊̏̃͒̒̄͆̽̈̀͂̈̍̐͊̃͘̚̚͘̚̚̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅ