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My personal ethos. By @MrLovenstein@mastodon.social

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[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

I messed up a really nice sweater this way. Now I follow the instructions to a tee

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

Can't mess up really nice clothes when you don't have really nice clothes.

This is how humans have lived for thousands of years. Some may call it laziness, I call it practicalality.

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm helping lower the fancy bar to business-casual.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I paid eight whole dollars for this coat at the op shop and Ill be damned if Im gonna squander that investment

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Solution: Never wash your clothes.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah my wife would throw me in the washer along with my clothes at that point

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Make sure she turns you inside out first

[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the only thing you gotta be careful with is wool, because that seriously shrinks like crazy with anything over 20°C. Everything else just goes on 30-40°C, good luck.

[-] hungryphrog 5 points 1 year ago
[-] SolarNialamide@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't own anything made of silk but I believe you

[-] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

I can't imagine having any clothes nice enough that I'm willing to dry clean only.

Maybe like a suit that I take out twice a year. Maybe.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It is legit cheaper to just buy a new suit after 4 wears instead of dry cleaning one.

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2023
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