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[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thats why polar bears have white coats

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

They're actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They've basically evolved to be addicts.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science

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