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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

your house no longer allows you inside. you are the source of mess

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

Your house let's you in, however it notices that you are full of dirty bacteria that need cleaning. Now how to reach those nasty bacteria in your gut?

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like something that would happen in the show "Eureka."

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