Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.
Context:
And sundry other tomfoolery.
Broader context (on here):
U.k pubs see record income after smoking ban, one publican we interviewed said "It's not as much the smoking ban, its the fact that people know that fuckwit Nigel isnt going to be there".
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers