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SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Make sure to ask for one

SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Got poison effect on those gloves

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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT bean. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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Big bean

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SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams (lemmy.world)
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SLPT: Taxi driver too slow? Simply throw them out of the car and drive yourself instead. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I saw that documentary too! This also works with anyone's car including police.

SLPT silica gel is another way of saying salt, save it when you get one and use it on your food! You'll never have to buy salt again by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is a shitty life pro tip

Leaving this up as it is not more dangerous than any other post on this community

From cutenottragic https://azpoison.com/sites/default/files/poisonology_what_happens_if_i_eat_silica_gel.pdf

SLPT have bad breath? Spray lysol in your mouth it kills 99.9% of bacteria! by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely not an ad, but right as I posted it I was like hmm that kinda looks like one 😂

SLPT Big Airports don't want you to know that you can walk to the place you want to go. Rather than paying outrageous ticket costs. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe a short swim too!

SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

For that stunt? At least $100

SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well the mistake was the kid didn't give the zookeeper any money!

SLPT If your computer is dirty and blowing air on the parts isn't completely cleaning them, just hose it down out back! Make sure to plug it into power during this! by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Then use the leaf blower to dry it off!

SLPT: Use an old lightbulb as a thrifty option to fill the void left by broken drinkware. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Reduce reuse recycle!

SLPT: Having trouble extracting profit from a knowledge base you didn't create or maintain? Alienate, tax, and insult your contributors! by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
SLPT For maximum efficiency on laundry day, wash your clothes while naked by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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