Probably fully?
Beastkin because I'm a rabid furry and likely wizard because magic is cool
Looking at the success effect (without persistent damage) it feels like an overpriced fireball at 5th level. You'd want roughly 5d6 worth of blast on success, not 3d6, I don't know how relevant/powerful spirit damage will be though, not like the divine list is know for it's good blast so it might see play regardless due to that
Not sure if that's including or excluding the action total since you only get 4 to split for 2 character (instead of 6 between 2 actual characters). Like, if your eidolon was a full fighter and your summoner a full sorcerer, you'd already "roughly" be worth 2/3 of each of them from action economy alone (modulo the fact that the last action is a bit weaker than the first one). I'd probably put them between 1/3 and 2/3 but definitely closer to 1/2 when considering the action economy
Oh yeah, not a bad thing! Just an expensive one, on a class that already has cash issues it can feel limiting that you're geared toward having more diverse skills but are too poor to. The core of the argument was for attack and spellcasting supporting item anyway
not fully vanilla, But Witches+ Conjure Gadget + Blood Duplicate has gotten me some mileage, gadgets aren't magical nor (usually) made of precious stuff, and being able to get an extra consumable like a smoke fan out of my hourly cast is pretty handy. Vanilla, it probably works similarly with other restricted item conjuration spells like Creation as a mean to quickly get an extra copy
Damnit so close!
beats me. Honestly, I'd say someone probably started saying it was amazing and then everyone started repeating it, but the argument of "look at this free flank" or "wow, such body block" are the only tangible ones I've ever seen coming from there, and the body block one is absolutely risible when Illusory Object exists and does a better job, without sustain, for one less action, and for a static 1st level slot instead of a max level one, the flank, on the other hand, is everything but free and likely not that good if the melees are positioning themselves correctly
Yup, summoning being, let's be real, a pretty bad combat option is likely by design, and probably not a bad design decision if anything, they did make a class centered around the concept if that's your thing (summoner), with a reskinned animal companion archetype for the "necromancer" trope, while ensuring people couldn't cast "conjure barbarian army" and make a single fight last 4h during which it's your turn for 80% of it.
I don't think Paizo wants summoning spells to be used, but a lot of people online will swear it's a good option. It really isn't and clearly wasn't meant to be, and that's OK. I usually consider that PL-2 to PL-3 is guaranteed to be weaker than a single character action for action (even including the 1 sustain for 2 actions) and would have been a relatively "safe" tuning point to use, PL-5 is almost doubling the safety margin, that plus the fact Paizo happily erratas outstanding summon options that would be viable despite the level disparity is a clear indication they wanted to make real sure this wouldn't be a strategy
If what you've seen comes from r/pathfinder2e on Reddit, it's likely because the place is a borderline echo chamber nowadays, and will happily swear that everything short of dumping your key stat is viable regardless of whether it actually is or not.
You'll have a hard time finding any mention of something in the system being "not as good as the rest", or, god forbid, the system having specific shortcomings (you might see "the game has shortcomings" but specific mentions will be absent).
I really invite you to check multiple posts and look intently for those less positive outlooks, you won't find many and those you will find are likely to be at the bottom, on the other hand, you'll see a ton of echoed opinions about the absolute superiority of pathfinder 2 math, game design, class balance, etc... either over other popular system or in absolute.
I don't think the moderation team there is complicit, but it absolutely has let it go to shit over the years
TL;DR: to answer more specifically to "What is it that makes people really like summoning in general?" pf2e Redditors like everything about the system whether it's good or not
yeah, there might always be that summon in that case that has this ability doing the right thing, but you already have spells as a toolbox, and it's rare you can't do whatever you wanted your minion to do better yourself. It goes without saying that counting on anything with an accuracy is basically moot with the 10 points to hit vs defense differential, and very few summonable creature have good guaranteed support (a lot of them were either moved to uncommon or errata'd, like the Bone Croupier recently). To me it's rather clear that Paizo doesn't want us to use those strong accuracy-less effect through creatures and we're only left with a few non-disruptive scraps
I'm however completely unconvinced about soaking damage, for that to happen it needs to be threatening, and, excluding some specific situations as mentioned above, they aren't, and are as likely to hit as a player is to crit, which, on PL+1 and up, is probably only on nat 20s. If your GM sinks an attack into that, he's saving you from yourself by removing your sustain tax. In fact, Illusory Object is a better body block since it's way waaayyy larger, is a 2nd level spell at most, doesn't require sustain and also requires at least an action to disbelieve which uses your spell DC as a "AC" instead of the AC of a PL-5 creature.
I'm assuming they're also changing the wish-like spells for each tradition like alter reality then? I'd like to see if outside of that they'll put back a joker style spell (the cast any spell of a lower level part of wish) or if it's something they're moving away from. It feel like a good option to have as a caster, one way or another, and I'm not sure I'm a fan of seeing it fully go away