Didn't think this counted as creative cooking ๐
This is a long-winded review, but it can be summed up as "These drinks taste like glugging olive oil, and they coat the inside of your mouth in a slimy residue".
Just the description of it reminds me of a Junji Ito short comic I read, about a teen girl whose house was drenched in cooking oil and whose father made them chug gallons of it.
It's so comically unappetizing I kind of want to try it - proof that any buzz is good buzz, I guess.