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[-] neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago

If I saw this I'd CTRL+C immediately

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Ctrl+Z until I can answer yes

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

unzip | strip | touch | finger | grep | mount | fsck | unmount | sleep

[-] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago
[-] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Your computer just got ncursed.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Try it at home:

$ dialog --yesno 'Have you touched grass today? Did it make you feel happy?' 0 0
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

And then think you're having an aneurysm trying to capture the menu selection in an array

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I woke up at 5 and couldn’t get back to sleep. That gave me enough time from the sleeping family to fix my ZFS server that’s been down for a while. I am happy. Also made sourdough for the first time.

I didn't even have to use my AK I gotta say it was a good day

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Yes. The computer did not consent.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Some problem with the aptitude, I presume?

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Touching my computer always makes me happy, until I get bored, so yes. Yes it did.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

It did! Hooray!

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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