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[-] Davel23@kbin.social 58 points 10 months ago

Oh no, is he breaking the dress code? Chaos in the Senate!!

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

At least it's not sexual chaos. That would be too scary for Speaker Johnson. This is the senate, so or might not matter as much

[-] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That would be the House of Representatives.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Not just anyone in congress can go off grabbing the hog all willy-nilly. They have standards

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 37 points 10 months ago

I love this. He is starting to remind me of The Dude, in the senate.

[-] Techmaster@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

He just needs a white Russian and a robe

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I don't think the Senate would survive it if he brought a White Russian to a session

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 10 months ago

The House is fine with white Russians. Wait, what?

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

El Duderino, if you're not in to the whole brevity thing.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I mean, we do have translations for dude and it's not "duderino" lol

El Vato

El Tipo

El Tío

[-] tra@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

That is a quote from the movie....

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry, I forgot I'm supposed to know every line of every movie and TV show that ever existed. Silly me.

[-] tra@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah get defensive, that'll show them!

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

How is that defensive, exactly? And how does that justify you being all aggressive and with your little attitude? I replied in good faith originally and you reply like everyone is supposed to know these things. Fuck off.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

I still love the accusations of body double taking over as it was easy to find a body double that's so big.

[-] coffeeguy@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd vote for this man to be president on the basis of his wardrobe alone.

Fetterman and Gym Shorts 2024

[-] burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Many progressives are criticizing his support of Israeli government in these times

[-] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

And of fossil field fuels

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

"Your own body double" is literally the perfect disguise, now no one would ever suspect him of being the actual Senator John Fetterman, because it would be way too obvious!

Sure reminds me of someone here... Hmmm...

[-] spacedout@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

An outfit that is witty and youthful, totally overshadowing his hard-on for genocide.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ugh...should I even ask, or...

[-] spacedout@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Here you go

"Now is not the time to talk about a ceasefire. We must support Israel in efforts to eliminate the Hamas terrorists who slaughtered innocent men, women, and children."

https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1714776990589325759

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Okay, I figured it was referencing something like that. That's not exactly a "hard-on for genocide" statement.

[-] spacedout@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

In what way is speaking against ceasefire in an ongoing genocide not a hard-on for genocide-statement?

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago

Soooo... Merch table or online?

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Since he's such a stand up guy I wouldn't be surprised if he got a local print shop to make it.

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The logo at the bottom is the same printing place that printed his campaign hoodies.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It looks like you're right. I was wondering if it was part of his logo, but based on his website it isn't.

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Oh no the Sanctity of Congress has been disturbed

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