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Blowing across a glass coke bottle sound

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 80 points 11 months ago

there's a snake in my butt

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago

Someone poisoned the doody-hole

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago

You! Are! A! Sex toy!

[-] transmatrix@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

The silver rimming

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

An entire opossum head

...it's gotta be heavy, don't you think?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 40 points 11 months ago

Idk, but you got to be into some stuff that's several standard deviations from 'normal' at this point, so I don't think the weight factors in.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

Nah. Taxidermy involves creating a mold of the head/body out of foam, then moving (taxi-) the skin (dermis) over the light foam mold.

Those are not heavy butt plugs, either. The PurePlug is much heavier than those knockoffs.

Sources: ……. Have done taxidermy and own a PurePlug lawl

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The internet is a beautiful place.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

I would impulse buy that opossum plug even if it was 200USD

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 38 points 11 months ago

This is taking taxidermy to an entirely new level but somehow all my instincts are crying its the wrong one.

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

taxidermy? more like taxihorny.

wait, i feel like that means something else...

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Not going to share the results I got form "taxihorny" but I can't say I was particularly surprised.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Ok fine, but why do the heads have to look in pain?

[-] catfish@programming.dev 21 points 11 months ago

I guess being squeezed out of an asshole aint that fun, but the snake one could be a bit less menacing

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Exactly what you think they are.

I wish they weren't.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Nope! Chuck Testa.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

My only question is why tf are they all so big??

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

I like big corks and I cannot lie

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 12 points 11 months ago

what kind of fetish is this? …Do I even want to know?

[-] Staden_@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

I just hope these animals didn't get killed with the purpose of turning them into toys. That is beyond cruel.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, cause wine bottles have necks that wide and metal squeezes so well into glass. Who tf do they think they're fooling? And follow-up question, what in the ever-loving fuck?

[-] aspitzer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's a really great price for a rattlesnake butt plug. You would be a fool not to pick one up at that price.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

It might appear as if one has already been bought, my money is on snake head

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