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Milkshake (feddit.uk)
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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

She knew the damage to her and her neighbors' yards was due to the concentric focus of the boys' activities. If milkshake production could be distributed across many yards, the boys would do less damage. She could teach others to make the milkshakes, but given the resources required, she would have to charge or else risk bankruptcy. She pondered her options regarding the future while sipping her lavender matcha milkshake and watching the boys through her window as they ran rampant in her yard.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

"They were coming." would be a much better final line.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

Mostly because it would be a full sentence unlike whatever we got in the OP

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Tbh, looking at it closer, I'm getting LLM vibes. Stuff like the weird, repeated punctuation happens a lot with those.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Don't worry.

My milkshake is better than hers.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Damn right.

[-] toothbrush 3 points 17 hours ago

The boys are back

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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