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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 117 points 2 days ago

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

According to this article, no - the door on the bad design closes horizontally. The article actually uses a pic of this very box (or extremely similar) as an example of a "reputable" design. But then again, it also advised people to stop using the bad design, and to talk to their vet (why?!?) about the "next steps to take." 🤷‍♀️

[-] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[-] John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[-] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.

The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]

[-] avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago

This is Trump we are talking about, so musk's title is probably more like "Presidential diaper changer".

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago

This is more info than we EVER needed or wanted to know about Elon's kinks.

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

National Fecal policy

[-] islands@lemmy.cafe 42 points 2 days ago

I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 33 points 2 days ago

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.

[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

The First Lady is very needy in this upcoming administration.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.

[-] cranakis@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago

And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[-] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".

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