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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

For monopolistic behavior, right?

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

According to my Google Currency Calculator app, that translates to approximately $14.38 USD.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Best I can do is tree-fiddy

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago

Totally not a joke-country you guys.
Totally normal.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago
[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

Wonder if this is just the website not being able to cut the number in half, or whether they did this on purpose

I feel like its on purpose but i also feel like web designers are often incompetent with stuff like that. So im undecided.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

Maybe the boss said, "Remove wordwrap in headline text for this post."

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To be fair the browser default for stuff like this is often kind of bad. Like browsers would rather give you a scroll bar than do a word break (and I can pretty much guarantee that's what's happened here as I can scroll right and see the full number).

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The Register kind-of models itself after a tabloid style so has deliberately jokey headlines. It's been around a long time (I read it in the 90s) and seems to have quality underneath the humor.

Possibly the only remaining place where you can read the word "boffins" regularly.

[-] mrvictory1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

On my phone website fits the screen & appears normal, scrolling right reveals rest of the monies

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yepyep, did the same on mine, I just zoomed the page out.

Honestly, really hope they did this on purpose, although I've seen plenty of cases where someone forgot to scale the text to Mobile and it went careening off-screen.

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago

Or do. It's not like people care if he breathes.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Oh wow, it was that easy all the time to fix a country's economy? Why did no one think of that before?

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

And the fact that Google didn't pay them more money than exists in the world will be why Russia blocks Google's operations in the country and seizes every bit of property they can get their hands on that they say was even vaguely related to Google's operations. They didn't even bother with a realistic number, because in the end they don't really care who does or doesn't believe them.

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

They didn't start with that fine, it was just compounding interest

The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

And regardless, Russia can't block Google's operations in Russia because Google isn't operating in Russia since the war. Russia is trying to fire Google when Google quit 2 years ago.

To everyone saying "this isn't possible for Google to pay" really need to take a step back and realize that there's always a way.

Given the amount of money we're talking, it would only take a tiny fraction of that money for Google to deliver a series of small asteroids directly to Russia. Depending on the asteroid, and the conversion rates, Russia might consider the debt paid after a single delivery.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

they could just go for googol dollars

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

They're doubling it every week, so a googol is only ~4 years off.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago

Meh. This is but a fraction of what the big media companies think the world owes them for piracy.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Maybe they meant rubles. I think I may find that value in my couch.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What’s that number in words? Sure. I could use Google, but they just got fined by Russia for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 so can they really be trusted?

[-] Brokkr@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

2 x 10^34 for those people who like to use numbers to represent numbers in a sane way.

[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

20 Decillion

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Being fined by Russia is actually a positive stamp of approval in my book!

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

What’s that number in words?

Per the article, it's 20 decillion.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Why does the article keep referring to Google as "The Chocolate Factory?"

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Register has been referring to Google as The Chocolate Factory for almost 10 years. As to why, probably because of google’s confectionary named Android releases, which they stopped at Android 10

https://xiaomiui.net/sweet-names-of-android-you-may-want-to-eat-it-18036/

[-] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe because their company produces pure shit?

[-] cupcakezealot 9 points 1 day ago

just tell them it's in the mail, google.

[-] stealth_cookies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Im picturing them sending "cash" with the amount written in comic sans.

[-] cupcakezealot 2 points 1 day ago

virtucon alone is worth at least $20 decillion

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I was going to say Russia must love humiliating themselves but I guess this is painfully obvious the past 2 years

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow

Well to be fair, I do think it's plausible that one day Google will indeed control all the money in the world.

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

They know this is impossible - even with their worthless currency. I guess they will soon provide their own services or they will revoke internet access from their citizens.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is not only more Rubles than currently exists, but more money than currently exists in any currency 😂

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

According to the Article:

Google in Russia has been inactive since 2022 after the search giant effectively pulled out of the country following Putin's special military operation.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I guess they will soon provide their own services

Is Yandex not state run? It does everything, the way Musk wants Xitter to, and then some.

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

What you don't need Google to access internet

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, but users with basic knowledge don't even get the difference between a web browser and a search engine. Shutting down Google seems like a perfect "simple" explanation for a general digital lockdown.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're describing users without basic knowledge.

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

RT broke a bunch of YouTube rules and should have been banned too.

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

April 1st came early

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine how much google has robbed from USA.

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