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13 September 2024 (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 126 points 1 month ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Or eat it, like a limp biscuit.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

exactly. Lick it clean

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can't take it anymore. I'm literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can't get a grip. We've all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don't accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "thugposts" or "femboys" or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

Reddit has a tribute subreddit; maybe post the aftermath there?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 72 points 1 month ago

[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago

what?

[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 79 points 1 month ago

Bad woman's anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.

People take the term "loose" literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it'll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal "loose" vagina make dumb comments about them being too "stretched out".

In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.

[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago

oh so it wasn't his umbilical cord growing back... makes sense now!

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, especially since it looks like he is still wearing pants. I was like, is that supposed to be his belly button?

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Interesting idea, send it to the cartoonist!

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Just to add to this, the term "loose" was referring to morals, not, you know, lady bits. Because those bits don't work like that.

(General you, not the person I'm replying to who is obviously aware)

[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago

Toxic Masculinity and Bad Women's Anatomy don't care about etymological technicalities.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Or really any accuracy at all, for sure

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 24 points 1 month ago

Ohh…

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 month ago

Is that his umbilical cord?

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 month ago

I don't get it

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024
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Cyanide and Happiness

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About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

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