Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol
Burping toenails would be so awesome
I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.
Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.
WouldYouRather or "Would you rather" (abbreviated as WYR) is a place to have a conversation that poses a dilemma in the form of a question beginning with "would you rather".
The OP asks a question or options that are either similarly good or similarly bad and people in the comments discuss how they would answer.
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