No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.
Goddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?
How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.
Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?
He must have had a washing machine.
Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.
Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground
Most stiff-wristed tankie.
Must have a wrist brace on lmao
Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.
IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!
My shitty translation:
NATO vs the landing
Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)
I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.
Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.
Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.
We got him.
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