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Wait…they got a US passport? By claiming…they’re not a citizen?
I…somehow don’t believe it.
They also got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes. And picked it up at the post office instead of receiving it in mail. And it was processed by the local post office instead of the State Department. I think you have good reason not to believe it.
There is a regional passport office in Seattle where you can get a passport in one day. I think there are certain conditions like the other user said.
I drove my friend into the city to do this when their passport application got fucked up in processing and they were traveling abroad that week. My friend is from a nearby state and apparently Seattle is like the only place you can do it on the west coast or something?
got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes
This is the one part, that in a vacuum, is plausible.
There is way to get a passport same day, but it's a gamble. You have to book an appointment and have a trip coming up like no longer than a week from that appointment.
I forget what it's called, but I've done it.
I did manage to get my passport expedited because my dog chewed mine up (I know) and I had a trip in a couple weeks.
I assume US nationals that are not US citizens can still get a passport. Dude probably just used a form not meant for him.
I'll take made up post for $300 please Alex.
"And then all the ~~employees~~ agents (or whatever synonyms they use) stood up and clapped"
One more star and you get a free sandwich!
The extra star is code for "get ready to sigh and repeat yourself a lot." It warns whoever has to deal with this dumbass to buckle up.
Best explanation I could come up with is the OP has some serious mental issues, probably handed them a "form" they made themself using crayonsand the stsff decided the easiest thing to do would be give them a stickerbook with some UV etickers (including some stars) and told them it was their special passport.
"not sure what any of it means" the only true thing he's said
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