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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

A man goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I've always had this really high pitched voice, I don't know why, but I think it's the reason I'm not taken seriously at work, can you help me?" The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he'll have to give him a physical. "Well, we found the problem" the doctor tells him. "You have a massive penis. It's so large that the weight of it pulls your vocal chords, causing your voice to be extremely high pitched. We could fix your voice with a simple penis reduction." The man says "OK doc, I'll do anything to have a normal voice!"

After his surgery, the man is thrilled to have a normal voice and he goes home to celebrate with his wife. A few weeks later, however, he returns to the doctor's office. "Doc, as much as I love my new voice, the sad fact is I just can't satisfy my wife properly with my reduced member, she's just used to what I used to have. Do you still have that piece of my penis, so you could reattach it?" The doctor replies "No! I don't know what happened to it!"

[-] bitfucker@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

I love how you use italic to explain it

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Thanks, but I just copied it from somewhere I found it. I remembered the joke but was too lazy at the time to type it out, so cut and paste it.

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

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