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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

loudly proclaiming "I'm lesbian, Brian. Penises are icky. Get your head out of the gutter, ugh."

Make them awkward once, and they won't make you awkward ever again.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Even that wouldn't always work. This woman found out I was working on my birthday (I always do, but I guess that's s big deal to some), so she came back with cake, a bottle of prosecco, and flowers. My mom was like, "Was she trying to date you??" That woman was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life, I fucking WISH she was trying to date me. I am not that lucky. It's only the men my dad's age that are trying to hook up.

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