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[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago

So the asshole who posted this claims after we die and go to heaven it's going to be the same shit that we have right now?!

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago

Somebody has to mine the gold the streets are paved with.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I almost spilled my coffee 🤣🤣🤣.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Coffee is a drug, so none of that in heaven

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Technically it's just the caffeine. So you could have decaf in heaven.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Oh gooddie 😒.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

https://youtu.be/DMqj5FJsnQI

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Well alright then, I'm out...

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not really into the gold esthetic anyway.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

There is a singular authoritarian dictator. You may not disobey. The punishment for your first infraction is eternal torture.

But otherwise...yes. Getting to heaven is about winning, and you can't be a winner without there being losers.

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

you can't be a winner without there being losers

There's no biblical reasoning why everyone can't go to heaven, losers are not mandatory. In fact in Christianity, "Jesus died for your sins," so supposedly you get a free pass as long as you aren't a big piece of shit.

It's the Jehovah's witnesses that think there is limited space in heaven, it's what motivates them to convert everyone. By converting so many unbelievers, they'll rise up the ranks and get that heaven spot for themself. The people they converted? Doomed to hell, I suppose. A sacrifice to get them into heaven.

JWs are pretty messed up.

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

TIL that Watchtower Society runs christianity like a Ponzi scheme

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477139/

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