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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 1 year ago

Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

O'Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers

Garak=simple tailor

~~Tuvix=don't talk about tuvix~~

Morn=chatterbox, talks a lot

Gorn=big lizard

Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos

Also they're all played by Jeffery Combs

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was just 12 words in when I was sold

E: number hard

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never checked whether we have a side-bar ~~here~~ over at Risa, but I think this belongs on it, if that's a thing.

Edit: I got a little lost. I think I might have granted this post honorary Risa Memedom accidentally, too.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago
[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh. Apparently Risa is leaking.

Also, good job Memes for breaking into my dedicated Risa feed!

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

Lol we are slowly breaching containment

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago

I think the Borg's spellcheck broke lol

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ha!!

I'll leave it as a way Homer would spell it.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what's going on

We're all as clueless as you are

Live long and may the force be with you

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you Obi-Wan ... you were my only hope

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I've seen a Star Trek or two and this checks out

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a "level-headed diplomat"

Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I'm pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books

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