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I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911
I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I'll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels...
You forgot the soda bottle.
Don't forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance
If you don't have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.
Didn't the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?
Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911
911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.
Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.